HOT Break up Lines!

To start off with, IM SINGLE!!! ^.^

Just spent some time thinking about how stressful it is to be in a relationship, where all the commitments, hardwork, trust, love...etc. LOOL!... All for it to end up in "Break - up" mode. THE HORROR. So i put up this post to help most of you seeking for a break up in a calm and smooth manner, get through it easily. :D
Take a look at these break up lines!! I selected them specially. :D

BREAK UP LINES

You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.
Oh, hi Julie...erm...Amanda? Judy? Oh, I remember now, its Cindy, right? Tanya? Does it start with a 'T'?
Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.
No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating. (omg! this one killed me! x___x)
Remember when I asked you out?? Well.... I was talking to the girl behind you!
You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I'm pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold your sorry ass together.
I really like you. . . So does my wife.
Let's just be friends. (scary isn't it?)
I don't want you as a boyfriend, no we can't still be friends..and, oh, by the way you're ugly too.
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