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Art | Asa ( @asa_official ) charcoal drawing + pictures of each stage 

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Asa (Asha) Is a very popular woman in Nigeria. She's known for her unique genre of music and she's so good at it! I mean! Her songs are too catchy and they have loads of messages to pass across to the nation and world as a whole. So, she deserves to be drawn!
I started this drawing on Saturday, but I got a bit lazy about it so I postponed till Sunday/Monday dusk to dawn ( if I'm correct. Lol )
Have a look!

New in | Nyx soft matte lip cream review ( on a dark skin )  + pictures 

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When it comes to my lips, I am a MAC user! I breathe Mac, eat mac not just because of the amazing results but because of my facial sensitivity. The area around my lips are so sensitive to oils. I can't even afford to make the mistake of using an oil based product. I'll have breakouts everywhere on my face! Which is why I chose to stick to Mac or matte products.
 
But, you know, MAC ain't cheap. I mean? 5,000 for one? Last year, I got my MAC retro matte ruby woo for 4,200. I was literally crying on the inside because, it has increased to that amount from 3,800. I had to look for a substitute that does the same job but a cheaper price. That's how I found this product.
I did my little research of course,  three days research  to have an idea on the Nyx soft matte lip cream and the colours that would fit my lips. So, I got Amsterdam, Cannes and São Paulo. Interesting, ain't it?


Look amazing in any photo with these easy steps.

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In the age of smartphones, Facebook and Instagram, there's a camera everywhere - and your most embarrassing photos ever taken can end up on theInternet quicker than you can say cheese. Make the most of the moment by looking your very best every time the shutter snaps with these simple tips from photo-shoot pros.

PRACTICE YOUR POSE
What would you do to improve your skills at anything else? You'd practice! You can - and should - do just the same to look better in photos. "It sounds corny, but practice in front of the mirror for a few days to discover what your best angles are," says portrait photographerDiana Lannes. For example, "some of us have a better side," she points out. Find out what yours is by taking a couple dozen selfies to compare. While you're at it, practice different expressions and body positions.

TWIST TO LOOK SLIMMER
There aren't many things more humiliating than discovering a tagged photo of yourself on Facebook that packs on ten pounds with just the flash of a camera bulb. How you pose, however, can make a tremendous difference in how slender you appear in pictures - and the strategy is pretty simple. "Stand slightly to the side and twist towards the camera for a slimming effect," explains Lannes.

TILT YOUR HEAD
When posing for a portrait, follow the lead of Hollywood celebrities, who make a living out of never taking a bad shot. To avoid a double- (or triple-) chin, first elongate your neck, then angle your jaw down just a touch. "Many people look good with head tilted slightly down, and eyes straight into the camera," says Lannes.

BECOME A (TEMPORARY) TEETOTALER
If you're preparing for special photographs that you (and others) will look at for decades to come - like a wedding or a family studio session - it might be worth laying off the booze and other unhealthy habits beforehand and spending time resting up and living well instead. "I always tell folks to prepare a few days in advance, or even a week, to ensure they look their best," says Lannes. "Get lots of sleep and exercise, drink lots of water, eat good, healthy food - and preferably no salt or alcohol, which makes people puffy."

APPLY MASCARA TO TOP LASHES ONLY
If getting extra rest just isn't possible, fake it. "Two coats of black mascara on the upper lashes lift the eyes, hiding puffiness," says celebrity makeup artist Andrew Sotomayor. "Curling lashes before applying mascara enhances the effect and makes you look like you've had an extra hour of sleep."

TRY A COOL-TONED CONCEALER
Sotomayor recommends choosing an under-eye concealer that's one or two shades lighter than your skin tone. "Going lighter than that can create a white halo effect," he warns, and suggests selecting a product like L'Oreal True Match concealer, which is available in cool tones with more peachy pink pigment to counteract blue-grey under eye discoloration.

TURN OFF THE FLASH
You probably noticed that the flash in your iPhone's camera doesn't make for the most gorgeous archival photos. If possible, make use of natural light to make you look more photogenic, yes, and also for a better photo overall.

MINIMIZE SHINE
"A little glow on the cheekbones can lift the face, but excess shine can reveal uneven texture. Use a matte powder on the forehead, under the eyes, and over rough skin for smoother look," suggests Sotomayor. "Word of caution: There are some products out there claiming to create a matte finish that contain minerals or even sparkles. Either one will look shiny on camera."

HYDRATE SKIN
Fresh, hydrated skin always looks better on camera, so be sure to use a moisturizer well ahead of any important pictures. Unless you're going to be shooting outside for an extended period, skip the sunscreen, adds Sotomayor, as it "may create unwanted shine or a white effect."

SMILE AND BE YOURSELF
You'll look best in photos when you look like you're happy and enjoying the moment - and when you look like yourself. "Above all, try to make it fun," says Lannes. "Don't take it too seriously. The more your natural personality comes through, the better the results. Be yourself, laugh, and find joy." But what if you're not actually having fun? In that case, change your mindset and think about how you felt during some of your life's favorite moments.

Distance

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Okay, So, no post for Christmas, no post for the new year and this post, really, it's just my heart speaking. Ever felt that grip of that "Special" thing let loosened? I know you'll be thinking, "What's Vicky on about?" or "Here she comes again...blah blah"

It might be that "Close friend" you once had that let go, or even a lost one or family member, a heartbreak from the one you called "Your Own" or merely just seeing one off your life till God Knows When.

Well, i'm sort of having that kind of feeling. I know i can never let go, not at all, but only wish the best. :)  Tears may flow down, but the memories were worthwhile. It's quite uncertain to know our future but, you'd always be a part of me. I miss you terribly & cannot wait to see you again. No, not Skype, not Video's or pictures, but to see you smile & feel your skin with my hands. Inasmuch as i hate being mushy with feelings, i cannot help this.

By the way, Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. ^.^
ILY!
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Video Of The Week. Don't Jealous Me.

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Video Of The Week
Buahahah!! This video got me laughing hard. It was actually created last year, which is quite old, but i thought i might share it to people who are yet to watch it. Hilarious video.
Check it out. By Dont Jealous Me. :D


Despicable Me 2! The Movie

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Loved "Despicable Me" 1? LOOOOOL! Watch this clip of the Part two which is to come out in 2013. :D


Covenant University expels 200 students for not attending Church service

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*Students beg, Parents react…* School declines comment
*I’m not aware — Prof Okojie, NUC boss
About 200 students may have been expelled by the authorities of Covenant University, Cannanland, Ota, Ogun State, recently for what was described as “disregard of paramount core values.”
Frustrated and angered by the development, some of the affected students who gave account of what happened battled emotions while narrating their situations to Saturday Vanguard recently. They however pleaded with the school authorities to tamper justice with mercy in order to save their future.
Saturday Vanguard investigation revealed that out of the figure, about 126 were expelled for not attending the ‘departure service’, meant to sign off from the school after the end of the Semester and Matriculation of students on November 30.  Five other students were thrown out for smoking while unconfirmed source said additional 60 got the same fate for violating other rules bordering on the University’s core values. A few others were given four weeks suspension for failure to sign the head count that was conducted a couple of weeks earlier.
A letter of expulsion signed by the Registrar, Ntia Ubong, a copy which was made available to Saturday Vanguard stated that the affected students contravened Chapter 1, section 30, page 40 of the 2010-2014 Student Handbook.
We gathered that the massive expulsion was predicated on the anger of the Chancellor, Bishop David Oyedepo who was said to have been infuriated after seeing students loitering around when they were supposed to be at the Chapel for the Departure Service.
He was said to have personally chased students to the Chapel and ordered for a search into all the halls and colleges to fish out those who did not attend the service.
Several attempts to get the school authorities comment on the issue proved abortive.  The Instituion’s Corporate Affairs Head, Mr Igban Emmaunel also refused to comment as calls pulled through to him were unanswered and text messages not replied.
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How it happened
A few of the affected students gave account of what happened to Saturday Vanguard at different points.  The similar accounts go thus:  “On November 30, the last day of the semester, preceding our December break, there was also a Matriculation for the 100 level students; in fact some students had their last semester exams on that day, some of them finished around 3:00pm while the matriculation started around 8am. Some students retired to their rooms to relax while some engaged in some other activities jubilating the end of the semester.
“Some also got drinks from the matriculating students. Even as these were going on, some students who finished around 3pm retired to their halls. By 5pm, they announced that we should get prepared for the ‘Departure service’ which was to start by 8pm. Some students were already seeing their parents off while some of us were just trying to relax to get off the stress of the exams.
“Most of us hadn’t gotten through the tiredness of the sleepless nights of the exams; so, some us stayed back in our rooms. The departure service is usually a day before we go home and it is usually presided over by the Chancellor. Before the commencement of the service, they used to lock up the main doors of the halls so as to prevent cases of theft. I was not bothered since there were a lot of us in the hall. Some minutes past 8pm, they switched off the light and all of us in the hall went into our rooms. Because of the darkness and the cold, I slept off immediately.”
He continued: “The persistent knocks on the door woke me up and I realised that they had come to search for people who had not come to service. Before I realised what was going on, I found myself with other students numbering about 30. They took down our names and counted us to make sure that no one was omitted. They said the Chancellor was at the service and we refused to come. I heard them talking about other halls and they asked us to wait. I didn’t take it seriously because I never believed in my widest imagination that we would be expelled. We were later asked to go to our various halls.
“Some of those who went into hiding were lucky as they were not found. Shortly, those who went for the service returned and told us there was poor attendance at the Chapel and how students were diving in through the windows, scampering for seats. In fact, one narrated to us how the Chancellor jumped through the window to vent his anger on some students who had jumped in,” he stated.
Another expelled student also gave similar account of the incident. “I couldn’t go to the service because, I was not feeling well which was as a result of the stress of the exams we had just finished. After a while, I managed to go but I heard that they started driving people back around 7:30pm while the service was to start around 8pm. I was surprised because the rule was that you’ve got to be seated 15minutes to the service. Again, it was never made compulsory, but they tried to get students out of the halls to prevent cases of theft. So, because I was not feeling well, I went back to my room because I needed to rest for a while.
“I thought it was a  joke when they said we are in for expulsion because we failed to come for departure service. I have never done anything contrary to the school laws. I have never faced any panel before  and neither did I have any unpleasant case in my file. I never thought it was real until letters were handed to me the  following morning.”
Giving account of how letters were handed out to them, the visibly troubled student said: “By 6am, they announced the names of  those who were caught in halls and colleges. Usually after the departure service, one can sign out from there and go but because it ended late and no one could travel, students had to wait till the  following  morning. But the hall officer told those of us whose names were written down that if we leave, we should  be considered gone from the university forever. That gave us an insight into what was likely to come as punishment. By 7:45am, we were called once again to go downstairs for our letters. Those who collected theirs before mine were crying and I wondered what the punishment could be until I read the letter stating I was expelled from the university.”
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At the Chapel
Another student who found his way to the Chapel also told Saturday Vanguard that while the Chancellor was being driven past, he noticed that students were loitering at about the time they were supposed to be seated at the chapel. He said that this apparently infuriated him and he alighted from his car and chased students to the chapel with knocks. “I saw him, alighted from his car and chased students to the chapel; I quickly found my way to the hall. Not quite long after, I saw students jumping in through the windows. It was a big commotion. Even the chancellor was going after those who jumped into the chapel. Later, he addressed the students saying  he was very disappointed by the behaviour that the students were not seated 15 minutes before the service.”
Another account had it that while the Education Secretary, Prof. Aize Obayan was addressing the students, the students were murmuring, then the  Chancellor immediately took to the microphone and said: “if I hear the voice of any student, the curse of the Lord shall fall upon that one.” The chapel immediately went dead silent.
Our source who was also late to the service stated that the Chancellor later directed that those students who did not come to the service would be purged out saying they did not belong  to the school. Our source stated that at the end of the service, he prayed for the students in the hall.
Another source in the school hinted that at that point, the Vice-chancellor pleaded on behalf of those who were absent but the Chancellor insisted they must be  purged from the school.
Our source told Saturday Vanguard  that  the Vice-Chancellor while addressing  the  students announced that a search would be carried out in all the halls and colleges to find out those who failed to attend the departure service, advising them to wait behind.
Saturday Vanguard investigation revealed that out of the figure, about 126 were  expelled for not attending  the ‘departure service’, five were thrown out for smoking marijuana, twenty-five final year students  and undisclosed number of  lower level students were caught violating rules bothering on the University’s core values.  We also gathered that a few others were given four weeks suspension for failure to sign the head count that was conducted a couple of weeks earlier. Some of  the students opined that  failure to sign the head count was even a greater offence which implied that the student was not in the school at the time of the exercise but yet got a four-week suspension.
The private  university is known for its strict rules and discipline such as not allowing the students to use mobile phones within the school’s premises, while it is mandatory for students to always bring their bible to the chapel.
Parents react
A few parents who volunteered information spoke to  us on condition of anonymity  fearing that their children might be victimised in case  the issue was resolved amicably. One of them  said  with bitterness that it is unacceptable, adding that the expulsion was not commensurate with the offence deemed to have been committed. He urged the school authorities to rescind  its decision adding that the future of  the students is at stake.
“For me, it is not acceptable. These students were  not given fair hearing. Expulsion should not  be a punishment for failure to attend service. We all agree, it is a Christian school but failure to attend church service could be due to a lot of reasons. I gathered that some of the students even finished their exams about 5pm that day. So, those people that finished at that time had barely three hours to prepare for the service. But stampeding them to congregate for service and then expelling those who did not come is a decision taken too far. For me, if there was poor attendance, I think the authorities have a responsibility. They have not been fair in putting the service so close to the examination. Even God will not do that.”
He however commended the Chancellor, Dr. Oyedepo on his vision towards the education of Nigeria children especially when the government institutions are failing, but urging him to tamper justice with mercy.
Another parent who was  afraid of the press noted that he was still studying  the situation and would not want to comment but noted that he was reliably informed that some group of parents made frantic efforts to meet with the Chancellor on the issue but without success. It was not clear the level of the efforts made. He further hinted that some students have not told their parents about their expulsion, still hoping that the issue would be resolved.
He lamented that his child had been having sleepless nights, going through mental torture  unjustifiably. “I agree that discipline must be instilled in the students but it should not be aimed at destroying the life of the students. Expulsion is too great a punishment for non attendance of a departure service, without even a warning especially when the students hitherto, had not been found wanting,” he stated.
What the Student Handbook says
The Covenant University Core values border on Spirituality, Possibility Mentality, Capacity Building, Integrity, Responsibility, Diligence and Sacrifice. On the spirituality aspect, it states:  “The Christian ethos underguard our activities and conducts at all time and every student of Covenant University is expected to exhibit character traits and dispositions of a Jesus-centered heritage. The Jesus – factor centered approach to all issues is non-negotiable and central in the pursuit of our mandate in raising a new generation of leaders and in the realization of  the objectives of our purpose.
To this extent therefore, students will be committed to maintaining a high level of spirituality and shall act in such manner as to facilitate their spiritual growth as well as work out ways to evolve and implement a spiritual development plan. Attendance at Chapel Services is a  compulsory part of students’ spiritual development where a bible and notebook are essential kits for the service. Students are expected to demonstrate a deep reverence for God at all  times.”
The school declines comment
Several attempts were made to get the school authorities comment on the issue. The institution’s Corporate/Public Affairs Officer, Mr Igban Emmanuel Kalu declined comment. At first, several calls were pulled through to him but he refused to pick his calls. When the reporter persisted, he later picked but said he was driving and could not answer any question. But few hours later, other calls pulled to him were unanswered. A text message was sent to his phone and up to the time of writing this report, he did not reply.
I’m not aware —Prof Julius Okojie, NUC Executive Secretary
The Executive Secretary of the National Universities Commission, NUC, Prof Julius Okojie said he has not been briefed on the matter.
Prof Okojie stated this during a telephone conversation Saturday Vanguard had with him a few days ago. “I am not aware of any expulsion by Covenant University; I will ask the school authorities. Right  now, I am not in Abuja, I left Abuja few days ago and until I return to Abuja and find out details about the matter, I cannot comment on it,” he said.
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Here are some of the comments of the original post i loved!
"yes bro really no difference...i would rather send my kids abroad to study than send them to one of these glorified secondary schools called universities....these kids don't have no survival skills...well most are from wealthy families school is just for the papers....come to think of it which of these private nig uni trained students have made a mark in naija"
"My friend, are u educated at all. Does believing in God, makes u a stupid human?...The authorities of the universities went too far. Those caught smoking marijuana, deserves the expulsion. But not those who did not attend the departure service. Worship with your brain, and not your fingers."
"I refuse to be 'unequally yoked with you'. Your god, Oyedepo is NOT my God. Your god is on earth, ruling the earth with SLAPS and my God is in Heaven ruling the earth with GRACE, MERCY AND FORGIVENESS of sins.
And that, 'PaPa's' beloved 'child' is the very last communication I will have with you lest we be 'unequally yoked'. Goodbye."

"This man thinks he's God. I can never and never respect this man. He's not a man of God but man of evil. Poverty in Nigeria is contributing to all these problems where pastors and imams who can't even solve their own own problem are claiming they can turn stone to bread. They are only doing business. This has to change."

“if I hear the voice of any student, the curse of the Lord shall fall upon that one.” Who does he think he is God or what? I do not blame him. Because Jonathan went to kneel down to him for blessings now he thinks he is God. Rubbish"

"Is this a primary or secondary school?
Graduates from these kind of universities would hardly adapt to the real world after graduation because they were treated as children while they were actually adults.

University is not just a place for books only, its also a place where you learn to make your decisions and choices."

LOOOOOOL!. This killed me! 
Comment: ... I worship with living faith church and they don't play with time. For God said there is time for everything. I hope PaPa will understand ...

Reply:   Na the man born u? Or are u another slave of his?
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Buahahahah!!!!!! This is hilarious!. I agree with all of them though. <.<   >.>
Abeg, before all those imbeciles hold my name to ransom. :D
Yours!



Music Video of the week Parody

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LOOOOL! This has got to be the weirdest & funniest parody of all time. Nice work though, but it was a bit too Vulgar. x___x. Enjoy!



World's First Gay Bible - Queen James Bible

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A version of the bible has been released with some of it’s verses edited to support same sex marriage and has been titled the Queen James Bible.

Titled the ‘Queen James Bible’, its editors claim that it is a re-working of the King James Bible translated in a way that ‘prevents homophobic misinterpretation of God’s Word’.

‘Homosexuality was first overtly mentioned in the Bible in 1946 in the Revised Standard Version. There is no mention of or reference to homosexuality in any Bible prior to this – only interpretations have been made’, the book’s official website said.

KING V QUEEN: BIBLES COMPARED

Genesis 19:5 (King James)
‘And they called unto Lot, and  said unto him, Where are the  men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us,  that we may know them.’

Genesis 19:5 (Queen James)
‘And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may r*pe and humiliate them’

Timothy 1:10 (King James)
‘For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine’

Timothy 1:10 (Queen James)
‘For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine’

Jude 1:7 (King James)’
‘Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire’

Jude 1:7 (Queen James)
‘Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after nonhuman flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire’

The publication, printed and bound in the U.S. is timed to coincide with the current debate over same-s*x marriage.

The sales pitch on the website says: ‘You can’t choose your sexuality, but you can choose Jesus. Now you can choose a Bible, too’.

The book is on sale online but does not advertise its origins, with no specific publisher, editor or translator listed by name on it’s offical website. ‘God’ is listed as the author and ‘Jesus Christ’ a contributor.

Douglas J. Moo, Wessner Chair of Biblical Studies at Wheaton College and a professional Bible translator, told The Christian Post that the Queen James editors’ assessment of past translations is not entirely accurate.

‘Few, if any English translations use the actual words ‘homosexuality’ or ‘homosexual.’ But the history of English translation shows that versions have consistently used other language to refer to what we would call homosexual relationships’, said Mr Moo.

‘For instance, the King James Version of Romans 1:27 refers to ‘men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly.

‘It would be very difficult to deny that this language, and the language found in many other places in both the OT and the NT, refers to homosexuality.’

A Vicar in New Zealand, meanwhile, has caused outrage by putting up a poster outside his church in Auckland, New Zealand, that claims Jesus was gay.

‘It’s Christmas. Time for Jesus to come out’, the sign proclaims, with an image of baby Jesus as a toddler in a manger, surrounded by a rainbow halo.

Reverend Glynn Cardy of St Matthew in the City church, said that, as homosexuality was not a word until the 1800s, any mention of it in the Bible or other documents would have mistranslations.

He points out that there is no indication about Jesus’s sexuality: ‘The fact is we don’t know what his s*xual orientation was.’

His attempts at challenging the status quo were defended by fellow Reverend Clay Nelson who said the billboard tried to humanise Jesus by getting people to think about the challenges he would have had growing up.

He added: ‘Some scholars have tried to make the case that he might have been gay.

‘But it is all conjecture. Maybe gay, maybe not. Does it matter?

‘There is almost nothing in the record of his teachings about sexuality while there is plenty about the perils of being rich. Certainly he always supported the marginalised in society.’

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Video of the WEEK!

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This week's Video of the week!!
Mind you, the song's very addictive! Thumbs up William! :D and... Err.... "Britney Bitch" :D
SCREAM & SHOUT by Will - I - Am & Britney Spears. :) Enjoy.


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